Fat Lad - Three Times in one night.....
All the ladies love Fat Lad.......
ahem anyway...
I am not, in any way, shape or form a confrontational person. Sometimes I'm so laid back I make "the dude" from "The Big Lebowski" look positively hyper and it drives Mrs Fat Lad abso-fecking-lutely crazy. So when all is not harmonious in the pedalling world it's almost enough to put a man off his pies. Almost.
I will mention no names or even hint but there is an undercurrent of, hmmmm, well I dunno what. I don't like it, and it's breaking my heart. I really genuinely want every single person on this planet to get on and when it's from my own pedalling family that there is unhappiness it really does upset me. Meanwhile I'll be found sat so firmly on the fence that you're going to need pliers to get these splinters out of my arse cheeks. I fecking hate being stuck in the middle of this and one of the things I've always been really really fucking proud of with my (there, I've said it, my) Pootle Crew is that newbie or pro everyone had a laugh on my rides.
Sorry, rant over.
Fat Lad
Labels: Rant
posted by Fat Lad @ 9:56 PM
4 Comments:
Hmmmm, it seems there has been unrest in the camp.
Whenever a group of people are together, joined albeit temporarily, by a common interest, sadly the said common interest doesn't necessarily mean the people shall verily get on with each other.
It's just a fact of life mate, but I want you to know that the Pootle crew has given me a new lease of life in many many ways. I would be out on these rides if I had only one leg (thank feck for SPD's!). I would be out on these rides if I had to sell an internal organ to buy petrol to get there.
Don't be worried or take it personally mate, I'm sure the others feel the same way....they'll sort out their differences one way or another.
Long live the pootle crew....I'll keep coming out anyway!
Well it's hard for me to make a post here because I have no idea what the hell you are talking about!?!?!?
In the end, my glad to hear that yer still riding in the winter. How's yours weather there?
~dirty bert
Windy, rainy, cold and deep mud. Lovely.
I want to meet these ladies, Al.
Lay down the law FL. The Pootle crew must submit and obey.
...I wouldn't hold out for the Creedence though!
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