Fat Lad Rides Again

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Fat Lad
Met Helmet

For protecting mi' noggin. Though some would say there's not much worth saving!
Eye Shields

The actually very good Ryder RTX glasses with interchangable lenses, great for the British winter when all the shite is flying up from your wheels.
Mouth

British teeth, get over it, don't be so vain! Also a damn fine goatee for collecting ice!
Seamus

He's the black sheep of the family! I'll get my coat.................
Blinker

Little blinking LED doofer, useful for when it's dark and the rest of the Bad Brains club have fired away into the night!
Camera

For taking mid ride pictures of the pootle crew, its an Olympus something-something
Gloves

The quite quite brilliant and very comfortable Specialized Ridge gloves stopping my pinkies from getting mashed when I fall
Belly

Fuel tank for a love machine/cycling god (delete as appropriate)
Easter Island head thingy

Mrs Fat Lads bizarre taste in garden ornamentation
Scab

The visible one from my Ingleborough crash, the other one hidden by my shorts!
Cycling Shoes

Nike Liguras which were really good until they disintegrated on the ride this photo was taken on. Admittedly I have had two years worth of hard riding out of them!
Shoes

Not mine. Nope. Mine are candy pink.......