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- Fat Lad
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Met Helmet
For protecting mi' noggin. Though some would say there's not much worth saving! -
Eye Shields
The actually very good Ryder RTX glasses with interchangable lenses, great for the British winter when all the shite is flying up from your wheels. -
Mouth
British teeth, get over it, don't be so vain! Also a damn fine goatee for collecting ice! -
Seamus
He's the black sheep of the family! I'll get my coat................. -
Blinker
Little blinking LED doofer, useful for when it's dark and the rest of the Bad Brains club have fired away into the night! -
Camera
For taking mid ride pictures of the pootle crew, its an Olympus something-something -
Gloves
The quite quite brilliant and very comfortable Specialized Ridge gloves stopping my pinkies from getting mashed when I fall -
Belly
Fuel tank for a love machine/cycling god (delete as appropriate) -
Easter Island head thingy
Mrs Fat Lads bizarre taste in garden ornamentation -
Scab
The visible one from my Ingleborough crash, the other one hidden by my shorts! -
Cycling Shoes
Nike Liguras which were really good until they disintegrated on the ride this photo was taken on. Admittedly I have had two years worth of hard riding out of them! -
Shoes
Not mine. Nope. Mine are candy pink.......
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