Fat Lad Rides Again

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Fat Lad
Buff

Absolutely vital piece of kit, perfect for those of us who are ahem folically challenged keeping sweat out of my eyes and bugs off my bonce.
Camelbak

In here you will find: three tubes, pump, survival bag, power links, first aid kit, food etc. everything but the kitchen sink..... stAn carries that.
Leatherman Wave

Saved my skin out in the hills so many times, worth it's weight in gold twice over. (A gift from my better half)
Multi Tool

Topeak Alien, another fine piece of kit saving the pootle crews collective arse more than once!
Hip Flask

Never leave for a ride without it. Contains Big Al's Special Hill Medicine.
Jelly Babies/Beans

Coming Soon ;)
Phone + Beer Money

Phone, emergencies only. You ring me while I'm out on the bike and you can bolllocks! Money for alcohol related emergencies.
Ass

Fine Piece O Ass! I'm told it has superb grab-ability.....
Shoes

Still not mine, the heel is too small.......