Fat Lad Rides The Stanage Edge StormerQuite cool today. Distance: 18.04 MilesTotal Distance: 103.50 MilesRiders: Fat Lad and stAn.Food scoffed: One slice of Malt Loaf. Quote of the Ride: “How much travel have your forks got Al?” – stAn, this was followed by at least thirty seconds of maniacal laughter. Current Mood: The granny ring […]
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Fat Lads Seven Days Of Riding: Day Five
Fat Lad Rides The Golden Acre GiggleMild, until it went dark. The it was bloody cold. Distance: 14.86 MilesTotal Distance: 85.46 MilesRiders: Amy and Fat LadFood scoffed: 1/2 Small pack of Tangfastics. Amy had the other half. Quote of the Ride: “Aww, bless” Amy’s more than diplomatic way of saying that something was shite. Current […]
Fat Lads Seven Days Of Riding: Day Four
Fat Lad Races The SunsetMild, mostly dry trails.Distance: 11.68 MilesTotal Distance: 70.59 MilesRiders: Women want to be with him, Men want to be him. The one, the only: Fat LadFood scoffed: Nowt, like a daft get I didn’t stop long enough for sweeties 🙁Quote of the Ride: “…this is the real world, I’m not a […]
Fat Lads Seven Days Of Riding: Day Three
Fat Lad Rides The Drig Delight ClassicFecking cold (for a change) but not as cold as the last ride. Nearly bone dry trails.Distance: 14.68 MilesTotal Distance: 58.91 MilesRiders: Pootle Crew + Fat Lad.Food scoffed: Many Haribo SweetiesQuote of the Ride: “You smell like a dream Pete” – Phil, no context given because it’s miles funnier […]
Fat Lads Seven Days Of Riding: Day Two
Fat Lad Rides Sunset Over SharlstonFecking cold, bone dry trails.Distance: 17.54 MilesTotal Distance: 44.23 MilesRiders: Mick, Carol, Chip and Fat Lad.Food scoffed: Slice of coconut sponge back at Chip’s gaff. OK, two slices. Quote of the Ride: “Stop riding in your thong then” – Carol, in response to Fat Lad moaning of his saddle sore. […]
Fat Lads Seven Days Of Riding: Day One
Fat Lad Rides The Meltham MagicCloudy, cold but dry.Distance: 26.69 MilesTotal Distance: 26.69 MilesRiders: Lots.Food scoffed: Mars bar, bacon sandwich, one mince pie and two cups of tea 🙂Quote of the Ride: “Arse…” – Lynn(e?) upon learning we had another long climb ahead.Current Mood: King O’ The Hills The four of us were sat stunned […]
Fat Lads Seven Days Of Riding
Sometimes I wonder what I let myself in for….. Hello my loyal and loving readers. All ten of you. This week I have been unshackled from my desk and told by my boss to get and get some sunlight before I get rickets. So with this in mind and my devoted yet slightly deranged readership […]
Fat Lad Rides Gezz’s Gem
I owe this one to Gezz. For services to the pootle crew of the highest order of innuendo and dry humour. Working now in the city centre getting home for a reasonable hour is entirely down to the winds of fate and red yellow and green roulette of traffic lights. I think I surprised Phil […]
Fat Lad Gets His Spook On
EDIT: Googlevideo is shite, not only did it take fucking hours to turn up on the site when it said it was live, it has optimised the video to such a ridiculosly low resolution that you can’t see the whole fecking point of the file! On the unedited version (i’ll stick a link up later) […]
Fat Lad Stirs It Up Stateside
I request nay demand that you trot over the pond to Juancho’s corner of the web and put in your two pence/cents worth. That counts as this weeks post? Right? Fat Lad