Fat Lad’s Public Service Announcement

Do you have a cyclist in  your life? Have you noticed the following in the past few weeks?

  • Irritability
  • Mood swings
  • Foul language
  • Increased sighing and melancholic staring out of windows

Have you heard the following?

  • “F*cking British weather”
  • “Really this rain would put Noah off”
  • “I can’t decide who’s taking the piss more; Mother Nature or the Met office…”

Then chances are your cyclist has SSAD. Shit Summer Affected Disorder. SSAD has been clinically proven* to ruin any day when the trails are drowning.

If you have a cyclist in your life affected by SSAD, tell them to MTFU! They’re not made of sugar and won’t dissolve ;)

Fat Lad

*By real doctors and everyfink!

2 Comments

  1. Posted June 18, 2012 at 3:52 am | Permalink

    Wow, this is really widespread; here in Minneapolis, Minnesota we are having monsoon season and all the symptoms are present.

  2. Posted June 18, 2012 at 5:35 pm | Permalink

    Same down south. Of course the weather cleared and I got a cold or FSCD (FECKING SUMMER COLD DISORDER0).

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