Do you have a cyclist in your life? Have you noticed the following in the past few weeks?
- Mood swings
- Foul language
- Increased sighing and melancholic staring out of windows
Have you heard the following?
- “F*cking British weather”
- “Really this rain would put Noah off”
- “I can’t decide who’s taking the piss more; Mother Nature or the Met office…”
Then chances are your cyclist has SSAD. Shit Summer Affected Disorder. SSAD has been clinically proven* to ruin any day when the trails are drowning.
If you have a cyclist in your life affected by SSAD, tell them to MTFU! They’re not made of sugar and won’t dissolve
*By real doctors and everyfink!