Fat Lad Rides Again

Do you have a cyclist in  your life? Have you noticed the following in the past few weeks?

• Irritability
• Mood swings
• Foul language
• Increased sighing and melancholic staring out of windows

Have you heard the following?

• “F*cking British weather”
• “Really this rain would put Noah off”
• “I can’t decide who’s taking the piss more; Mother Nature or the Met office…”

Then chances are your cyclist has SSAD. Shit Summer Affected Disorder. SSAD has been clinically proven* to ruin any day when the trails are drowning.

If you have a cyclist in your life affected by SSAD, tell them to MTFU! They’re not made of sugar and won’t dissolve 😉

Fat Lad

*By real doctors and everyfink!